Thursday, April 29, 2004I am a Dangerous MonsterI got pulled over today on my way to work and given a $75 ticket because I was going 46 mph in a 35 mph zone. I'm amazed he let me continue into school -- surely I can't be trusted around children! What if I were to apply the same insane speeds to my speech rate? Or to my walking style? I might kill someone, going that quickly! C'mon, Madisonians -- who the fudge goes 35 on East Wash? Willy Street, okay. Regent, fine. But give me a break -- East Wash? What the flood? Grind gnash spit. Speaking of impossible-to-believe bollocks, how about these marketers who want magazines to place ads in the editorials? I can't make this stuff up. I hope I don't need to tell you about the ruckus around Iraq's new flag. TimeWaster™ How about Bush wiping his glasses on someone's shirt? Today I'm listening to: Mitch Hedberg! |
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