. . . but that doesn't mean I won't blog today. (The title comes from an old George Carlin routine. First person to name the album gets a big prize.)

Speaking of which, the prize for the Kerry/Edwards Caption Contest is . . . Diane! Her prize will be a big smooch.

The Pearl The Diamond

A fellow in Guinea recently found a 182-carat diamond. What a find -- that's four times as big as the Hope diamond. I'm sure it will bring him joy and well-being, like diamonds have done for the people of Sierra Leone.

Maybe Kino can offer some advice.

Random

Make sure you see the cool new pics at Imagenary.

I guess GNN posted this a long time ago, but I never saw it: Ad-Rock (yes, the one from the Beastie Boys) remixed a speech from Nader -- then GNN added the video. Pretty cool!

TimeWaster™

Check out this parody advertising gallery. I think I like Starsucks the best. But Smuggle is pretty good too.

Today I'm listening to: Mad Professor!