I know what you're thinking: "Sure, Chick Tracts are great tools for converting sinners to Christ -- especially the one about how "Allah is a false god". But modern kids need something more edgy -- more powerful. And in color!"

Well, make way for The Truth for Youth!



Isn't it great? This pic is from The Truth About Evolution, wherein the college (high school?) professor gets completely flustered when his brilliant students smash to pieces every single argument in favor of evolution, even obscure data about the peppered moth in England.

And don't miss the comics about homosexuality ("He was the male figure that my life had been lacking. My father never had time for me.") and rock music. ("A lot of their singing is really preaching, but it's sure not the gospel.") It's the best way to reach modern kids with your message of closed-minded devotion to your interpretation of an ancient text!

Elsewhere

I know what you're thinking: "I can't believe Tommy Thompson is really leaving." Well, on his way out, he made this prophetic remark:

"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," Thompson said as announced his departure. "We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that."

Thanks for that vote of confidence there, Tom.

I know what you're thinking: "I've seen the U2 Special Edition iPod, and I wonder -- is there also a U2 vs. Negativland Special Edition iPod?" Yes, there is. What? You don't know about all of this? Eh? What's that? You want to hear the forbidden songs for yourself? ("[expletive] Snuggles.")

I know what you're thinking: "Where can I find a copy of Maj. Gen. Smedley Butler's classic text War is a Racket?" Why, online, of course!

TimeWaster™

I know what you're thinking: "Where can I find a whole mess of sliding block puzzle games online?" Why, right here at Deviant Synapse.

I know what you're thinking: "What's Ep listening to today?" Why, Axiom Ambient, of course!