Well, it looks like a storm system is on the way to Madison. So perhaps it's cosmic freakin' order that today's SynCast is a chaotic jumble of stuff. Enjoy! (That soft music is from Primer.)

Can you believe this? What a hoser! Thanks to Diane for the link.

Speaking of un-freaking-believable: beware of flying urine!

On March 25, a detainee complained to guards that "urine came through an air vent" and splashed on him and his Quran. A guard admitted he was at fault, but a report released Friday evening offering new details about Quran mishandling incidents did not make clear whether the guard intended the result.

All I know is that I'll be closing all the air vents before I turn in for the night.

TimeWaster™

This is how I do some of the voices on the SynCast. Happy now, Garrett?

Today I'm listening to: Iron Sheik!