Today's SynCast is pure magic. I put a lot of time into it, so I hope you're all satisfied. I expect to get hundreds of fan emails. Like I get every week.

A word of advice to all the teachers out there -- don't get students to help you with your insurance fraud. Do that stuff yourself.

Big ups to Garrett, who had some blogging bollocks recently. Woe unto the first amendment.

Man, I'm tired. I gotta get some rest. Damn you, Flash, and your addictive productivity capabilities! Gnite, y'all.

TimeWaster™

Check out Tom Cruise Kills Oprah. Funny stuff, via MoFi.

Today I'm listening to: LL Cool J! (Back when he was cool.)