We're sorry, but due to:

• INCLEMENT WEATHER
  
• THERMONUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
  
• FLESH-EATING RAT PLAGUE
  
• TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES BEYOND OUR CONTROL and/or
  
• BRUNDLEFLY MALFUNCTION,

we are currently unable to broadcast the fine textual, audio and visual content that you have come to enjoy here at DEVIANT SYNAPSE. However, we should have the problem fixed within THREE MONTHS, so please check back SOON.

DEVIANT SYNAPSE is your online source for the best in comedy, news, and the latest music from the artists of today. Started in LAST WEEK by young tech wizard Steve GRABOWSKI, this website is a hub for everyone seeking to turn a small LARGE INVESTMENT into real profits.

By working hard and keeping up with the LATEST developments in TECHNOLOGY and SWINE DISEASE, we've taken the lead in THINGS THAT ARE NICE.

Thank you for visiting, and we hope to see you back HERE again RIGHT NOW.

-- The MANAGEMENT