Had a brilliant idea whilst walking home from the local ETAN meeting tonight -- a new movie starring Samuel Jackson: Snake 'N' Bacon On A Plane! (Click to see the full-size poster.)

"I want this mother[CENSORED] snake -- and this mother[CENSORED] bacon -- off this mother[CENSORED] plane!"

"Yes, they deserved to be wiped with a towel to remove excess grease! And I hope they burn in hell!"

Ah, fun. Hey, did you notice that the actual poster is impossible? The middle section obviously belongs to the snake whose head is on the right; which means that one of those snakes is twisted up like a little weiner package near the bottom.

TimeWaster™

Thanks, Diane, for happening to watch Yo Gabba Gabba while I was making this post.

Today I'm listening to: The Perceptionists! ("Where are the weapons of mass destruction? / We been lookin' for months and we ain't found nothin' / Please, mister President, tell us somethin' / We knew from the start that your ass was bluffin!")