I was worried that OnionTV would just be re-hashing stuff from the newspaper.* But gems like this make me pee myself. WARNING: Some bad words toward the end.


McCain Declines Secret Service, Dares Assassins To Try Something

*Which is what they appear to be doing – with enticing results – in the forthcoming Onion Movie. Check out the trailer! WARNING: Some bad words – and Steven Seagall (yes, it's really him) toward the end.



Today I'm listening to: Jedi Mind Tricks!



Oof – too much YouTube. Oh yeah, the title is from this: