Well, cut off my legs and call me shortie. (Unless Mos Def becomes president.) Congratulations to Rich Knepper, who correctly identified the four classic hip-hop albums as (clockwise from top left):

1. Public Enemy's It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
   
2. Black Sheep's A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
   
3. Das Efx's Dead Serious and
   
4. Raekwon's Built Only for Cuban Linx

Rich has refused the offer of an online gift certificate, so instead I made a donation of $20 in his name to the Westboro Baptist Church, since they're such big fans of classic hip-hop. (Just kidding. The donation was made to ETAN.) Huzzah for Rich and everyone else who knew the answers. Now here's your next contest:

1. How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?
   
2. How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?
   
3. What does "touche et eh lay pooh" mean?
   
4. How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

We'll let our contestants think them over and we'll return right after these messages.

TimeWaster™

Because I just can't ever get enough Mos.



Today I'm listening to: Strictly 4 Groovers!