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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

A New High 

I've found a new high. To achieve it, you'll need:
  • A bicycle with several gears.

  • A copy of "Release" by Blackalicious.

  • A street, preferably one without traffic.
To achieve the high, do the following:
  1. Pedaling your bike in a low gear, play "Release" as loud as you can.

  2. As the flow and tempo intensify, shift up the gears until finally you are pedalling as fast as you can in the highest gear, oblivious to everything around you and the beat is bashing your brain apart and all you can think about is Gab's lyrics and you push yourself harder and harder while you wish your bike had more gears until finally it feels like your lungs are going to explode and you have to stop pedalling.

  3. After coasting for several seconds, you will probably notice that the song is still going, and in fact is more intense than ever; begin pedalling again and repeat everything in step 2 after you reach the highest gear.

  4. Repeat step 3.
At this point the exciting part of the song will be finished. You may coast to the soothing words of Saul Williams, or if you -- like me -- have edited that part out for purposes of riding around town, you may fall off your bike and enjoy the euphoria of the moment as you lie on your back watching dusk settle on your neighborhood.


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Today I'm listening to: Wu-Tang Clan! (Didn't those guys used to make music?)